I AM STEALING THE INTERNETZ FROM THE SCHOOL I'M TEACHING IN AND POSTING TO LJ!

CAN LIFE BE ANY AWESOMER???

I think not.

So, some people have been doing a photo meme (I'm looking at you, sunnny) and I want to do it too!

Leave me a comment of some photos you want me to take. Wanna see my drawers? Ask! Wanna see pictures of my dogs, because you can't get enough? Ask! Wanna see my gorgeous, fantastically beautiful face? Only ask, and it shall be done.



Also, Christmas cards will be coming out soon, so if you want a card, leave me a comment and I'll send one along.

I ♥ Christmas, you guys!

Just saw Precious.

And cried. The ENTIRE WAY THROUGH IT.

Jeepers.

HEY HEY YOU GUYS.

It's coming up on Christmas and so on and so forth, and I WANT TO DO CARDS.

Post your address, I'll grab it, and mail shit to you. STAMP PRICES ARE NOT AN ISSUE because it's Christmas and Santa doesn't like a cheapass. :D Comments are screened, and I'll only sell your address to the high-end retailers!

FLIST!

I've been pretty busy the last little while, going going going, and this weekend I did my First Aid Level C stuff.

BUT.

This past Wednesday, and the Wednesday before that, I had an awesome time. Like, AWESOME. I mean, my mind was buh-lown.

First, there was ( Mantracker )


So anyway. In other news, things are looking pretty good that the university is going on strike. GOOD. Strike for like, two weeks, PLEASE. I would love two weeks off. I need to sleeeep. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go and write a four-page reflection about my placement. Cripes.

MANTRACKER IS HERE TONIGHT AND I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO EXCITED!

Fuck. I hope that when I take a thousand pictures of him, he stares at me with his Super Mantracker Glare and say, 'That's really pissin' me off.'

I would die.

But first I would cream my pants.

You guys.

I don't care about Zac Efron one way or the other, but guys. GUYS.

READ THIS.

This sort of thing warms the cockles of my heart, so to speak. ZE is going to be getting a lot of support from me.

And then on the other end, that FUCKING SCUMBAG Christ Brown is calling his beating of Rihanna 'whatever'. That little bastard assfuck.

I have this class today, mkay? Methods. A class that is usually 2 hrs, today 3. Now, this class is supposed to teach us little ol' pre-service teachers the methods of teaching. Sounds pretty straightforward, yes?

It was the class, and the prof, that was supposed to teach me lesson planning. For me, lesson planning is required for every class I teach. It's a 3-page long formal write-up, complete with IEP and ELL accommodation, materials, scaffolding planning, etc. It's a long, intense process that, for me, got way easier the more that I did.

Do you know how many times, in five weeks, that we did a lesson plan in Methods class? One. One time, when we were also encouraged to work in a group.

Do you know how many classes I taught in the past two weeks? 40. Which means 40 lesson plans.

WHICH MEANS that today, I am all set and ready to ream the fuck out of my dumbass Methods prof. Why the fuck am I spending $6200 in tuition, if he's going to teach ONE lesson plan prior to my having to write FORTY???

I mean, I was up every morning at 5, home from school by 4.30, and then lesson planning for the next SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT. One can only assume that maybe a little PRACTICE or INSTRUCTION beforehand would have cut that time down a little bit.

Oh man, I hope I don't swear at him.

Help me out, guys.

I was having a conversation with my roommate, and we were trying to figure out who to put in our 'sex house' - i.e. a house with four rooms, to be filled with four people that we would just, you know, fuck.

I need help. I have two spaces filled, but I still have two vacancies. I NEED SUGGESTIONS, guys. Maybe with pictoral evidence.

SPEAKING OF PICTORAL EVIDENCE, I also need some of Jared's cock. YOU KNOW. With the jeans and stuff.



So: SPAM PLEASE.


ETA: Holy fuck, three rooms may have been filled. I mean, it's all elastic. Shit can be changed. But, as it stands, I have:

Andrew (the sekrit bf)
Jared and his giant cock (they can be roommates)
Paul Rudd



WHAT ABOUT YOU? Who's in YOUR house of sin?

Hey guys!

Well, I'm on my second week of teaching and holy god am I exhausted. It wouldn't be nearly so bad, except for all the fucking lesson planning. FUCK YOU DIPF. I hope you and your retarded cousin APF die in a fire.

A FIRE, I say.

Jesus cock. ANYWAY. I'm exhausted, and around(ish), but gimme a week and I'll be slightly less exhausted and around(er).

Also, I seem to have developed a bit of an affinity for QI. Stephen Fry! I love you so.

JESUS SHIT I HATE THE GILMORE GIRLS.

Thanks so much for all the book recs, guys! I'm saving that entry fo' shiz, for the slow-readin' days.

I saw Zombieland last night. And holy crap it was so awesome! It reminded me again of how awesome Woody Harrelson is.

SHIT it was so damn awesome.

AWESOME.

Does anyone have any book recs? Fiction, nonfiction, biography, history? I'll take anything, as long as it's interesting.

Thanks guys!

Lady Gaga!

♥

Here in the Bay, it's snowing. In September.

That's a little early, even for us.

And since it snowed in May, we've had THREE snow-free months this year. June, July, August.

If you're being anal, it's been 4 full months (it snowed May 30th this year).

The last couple of days have just been kinda... awesome. It's been so GREAT.

You guys are all fantastic, and even though I don't comment a lot I still love y'all to bits.

My roommate and I have been talking a ton, getting along really well. I've been going to school like a REAL STUDENT, and even though it's incredibly stupid it's all okay.

I enjoyed the Supernatural episode, I enjoyed Glee and muthafuckin Criminal Minds. I feel like writing something for Supernatural, but like. I'm kinda lazy. I want to write cracky fun-times, but Castiel is pretty much hated and Sam and Dean are apart and Bobby's in a wheelchair. Siiigh.

Riley has been asleep for about 20 hours straight, and I have to say, I love it. She's so cute.

How cute? ( This cute. )

Whoa whoa whoa. Criminal Minds is tomorrow night!

Boner!

so, I don't get Supernatural at my new house.

fml.